Son, I think your friend knocked me up. He's always inside cums

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

She gave her lover to her daughter so she wouldn't rat her husband out. Fuckers

You call me a whore, Uncle Dima, and your daughter is also a whore

Is your lover's sister jerking off to porn? That's not okay, we should fuck her